If you're keeping score, you're bound to win.
How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
haahahahahahaha
this is great. way funnier as a video thou.
why hasn’t this got more notes?
i’m crying with laughter… the kangaroo one though i can’t
The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.
ok this is pretty bad ass
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Barbarian, carcinogenic mauler, born from the little borough around Pelzer Mill #4
The Full Moon deluge of rage feeds my ever growing addiction,
it’s intoxicating concoction speeds through my waiting system.
For near a quarter century, I feel this violence in my body,
battering against the walls of my brain,
self control in a state of temporary paroxysm.
It feels good, remember the Beast inside.
Once a month, replace the blood with chemical and let out your war cry.
Listen to my story.
This…may be our last chance.
get in my hands.
When does this drop?
(Source: neneleake, via fuckyeahfinalfantasyx)
